Giant chocolate cupcake with raspberry frosting

Destination: Procrastinationtown, population: me.

Despite this being the nicest chocolate cake ever, I really shouldn't have made this. What was the point? "But Emily," I hear you say, "does there ever need to be a point for chocolate cake? Isn't that, in fact, the point of chocolate cake? It exists just because it's delicious, a moment of whimsy and wantonness in an otherwise dull and dreay day."

Well, you're right. Gosh, how philosophical of you.